Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26053883-20160701114821/@comment-29546158-20160812232857

"My mother and father died before I knew them.  I was a lone kit found in the forest that the worthless code made them take in.  Every cat thought I was good for nothing.  I showed them.  I killed a cat, then killed another who saw.  I killed many cats in battle, and when I was respected enough to become deputy, I killed all the other canidites, and then killed the deputy.  I got somewhere with my life, unlike these furballs."