Kitty Kittums

One day Kitty Kittums was on the sofa, purring as the owner caressed fur. "Kitty kittums you kitty witty!", the twoleg kit squealed. "AWWW KITTY KITTUMS CUTIE!!!", everyone cheered.

Suddenly 2 jet planes broke in and shot a bullet which ended up on Kitty Kittum's chest.