Talk:Journey to Safety/@comment-27039035-20160610033426

-*puts on spectacles*- Oh me! Oh my! I do declare this fanfiction to be phenomenal!!! It is mind-blowingly epic! Why, who wrote it? I must marry the author immediately! (This is no joke!) I'm in this fanfiction, too, which makes it all the better! :D Now, now. . . time to get down to business. *puts on serious face* (WHICH IS TOTALLY BELIEVEABLE AND 100% AUTHENTIC. JUST DON'T TRY TO TICKLE ME OR I WILL MURDER YOU WITH A FEATHER DUSTER WHILE MAINTAINING MY VERY, VERY, VERY SERIOUS FACE.) Anyway, back to the subject at hand. . . I have kidnapped all the characters in this fanfiction, and I am currently holding them hostage. Their safety depends on the author PM'ing me the next chapter of this fanfiction promptly. Failing to do so will result in their immediate termination. I am not playing around. LIVES ARE AT RISK HERE.