Attack of the Wavey Glitch

Fun One shot based on the glitch in live chat.These are all REAL ways I have yelled at the imaginary Wavey.None of the dialogue is fiction,except some of the side comments by WillowBesdieSmallStream and Icestar22.MOST of their words are real as can be,so enjoy the fun.

Chapter 1: Showdown
Early one morning,I am not sure of the day,I was faced with my biggest enemy yet.She doesn't exist,not really,but she taunts me,always getting away.

The Wavey Glitch.

Finally that morning I snapped.I'd had enough.So I put on my cowgirl hat,And yelled loudly at Wavey Glitch,“This chat aint big enough for the two of us!"

I expected Wavey Glitch to ignore me.She always does.But she,left seconds before I pulled my gun.

Willowpaw laughed and said “She left when you said that!"I nodded.But I'd be ready for when Wavey Glitch returned.

“I guess the guns weren't nessacary,"I said,placing my guns in my belt.They weren't real guns,they were just toys,but I had good aim.

When Wavey Glitch returned,I was ready.“WAVEY!"I yelled at her,my anger rising,“YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR LEAVING BEFORE THE SHOWDOWN!"

Willowpaw laughed.I didn't care.My eyes were on Wavey Glitch.My hat materialized on my head.I wasn't aware that I had taken it off.

I pulled my gun and yelled “GET YER GUN,PARDNER!"

Suddenly Iceflower interupted.“You don't have a gun!You have a...."She thought for a moment.“ROOTY TOOTY POINTY SHOOTY!"

I shrugged.“Yes."

Suddenly Wavey Glitch left.

“I WON!"I exclaimed,dancing in victory.Icey kept on babbling.

“I will no longer use the word 'gun'.They are Rooty Tooty Pointy Shooties."

“YEAH!"Willowpaw yelled.I joined in the conversation,talking about Rooty Tooty Pointy Shooties and babbling on.

When Wavey Glitch returned,it was almost for hardly any time at all.“Wavey!"I yelled,seconds before she left.“COME BAAAACK!"I had screeched in frustration.

When she finally returned,I yelled angry insults rapid-fire.“WAVEY!SHOW YOURSELF!COWARD!"I screamed at the glitch.The mistake.

“WAVEY YOU HEARD ME!"I yowled at the top of my lungs.“FIGHT LIKE A HUMAN!"Even I laughed at this.Wavey Glitch is a glitch,why was I so angry at it?

Then I had a new idea.

“SPEAK!"

The glitch remained silent as a rock.

“Two can play at that!"I threatened.

Wavey Glitch disappeared.