Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26879954-20160611025416/@comment-28004325-20160725214329

(oh so you want more do ya? :) :P)

Sparrow, instantly perking up at these promising prospects of an audieance, stuck out his chest and swagered into the center of the crowd of cats. "Yup, those were the days, days of bravery, days of action, and days epecially for me, of glory!" He began importantly, having been given all the encouragement he needed. "In fact that reminds me, not just a few days after I had brought back my monsterous hawk, yessrie that big ol' bird was MONSTEROUS, just after I brought 'im back n saved the whole tribe, I was attacked!" sparrow left a sufficiant dramatic pause before continuing with gusto "Yes, it so happened that that monsterous, uh, monster of a hawk had relitives, and not just one, no siree he had millions of em! So it happens that a few days after I bring back my great big hawk I'm on a hunting patrol, see? Cuase I had to go on a lot of em back then, you know cuas I had to fight off eagles n such so the other cats could hunt regular things. hehheh yeah, I was quite an important cat back then, I dont know what the tribe woulda done without me... So I was on this hunting patrol see? and this huge eagle a comes and scoops up a lovely shecat from our group!" again Sparrow paused dramatically "most of the patrol runs and hides in the bushes assuming that that lovely lady she cat is gone for good, but not me! uh-uh nope. I look at that fellow tribe cat and my blood just starts to boil, That eagle aint got no right takin away that she cat like that, I thinks to my self, nuh-uh, no-way. And so I crouch and I get that big ol' eagle in my sights and I leap!" at this point sparrow crouched into a very rusty, pretend, hunting crouch and then and then leaped up on his hind legs to better show the way in which he saved the she cat in distress "I leap!" he continued "and I give that eagle such a swat that the sucker falls right out of the sky, to stunned to move yes he does, and I know the other cats of the patrol can finish off that eagle now so I go up to the lovely shecat n' see if shes okay, but it turns out that shes bleedin pretty bad so I grab her by the scruff and start a helpin her back to camp, but then, outta no where, I see three more eagles a commin!" exlamed sparrow, who had apparently forgotten that eagles could not, infact, be related to hawks. "Ha! You dident thingk I was exadurating when I said this hawk had millions of relitives did ya?" he continued "cuas I wasnt!  Tons and tons of eagles torrentin out of the sky and I want to stand and fight em, but I know I cant, I gotta she cat to protect so I yell over my shoulder for the rest of the patrol to run! and I half help half drag that bleedin shecat all the way back to camp battin and clawin eagles away from us as I go yess indeed it was a struggle, but the whole patrole made it back yes they did, but was I tired or ready to rest? NEVER!!! I says to my tribe, them eagles! I recognize em! they got the same kinda gleam in there eyes there the kin of the hawk I brought you, they wont rest till theyve done me in. I says This is my fight and Im a gonna finnish it! I says to em. and o' course my tribe wont hear of it. nu-uhu, loosin me would be too much for them they says, but I take the stoneteller aside and eventually she sees my sence may all starlan go with you, she says to me and I nod n thank her. Then I restle my way through the mob of weeping shecats out to the cave entrance, and sneak along the side of the mountain, I gotta plan see? and I dont want them big fat birds to see me just yet. So I steel myself to them frozen mountain winds and I climb up the side of the mountain. Yes I knows exactly were I'ma going. I go right up to a boulder thats not so sturdily perched on the mountain top if ya know what I mean" sparrow looked out at his audiance meaningfully as he spoke "so I goes up right behind this big dangerous rock and I call out to them eagles, which are now circalling below me: HEY ''YOU BIG FAT BIRD BRAINED CHIKENS! COM'N PICK ON A CAT YOUR OWN SIZE! ''O' course this got there attention real quick, n so as fast as I can without fallin off the mountain I get behind my Big ol' rock and I push with all my might! And lemme tell ya I aint never pushed harder for anything in my whole life!" sparrow stared in wide eyed drama at his audience (or what was left of them :P) "Slowly, but sure enough I got that massive rock to move. and down it whent and squashed them nasty bird brains at the bottom of the mountain. Yep, it squashed em flatter then pond scum it did." sparrow held his chin high and stuck out his chest as he continued his story. "and then I marched right back to camp, o course all the shecats of the tribe had to tell me how brave I was n how cleaver I was but I just turned my head n' said all in the line of duty ladies all in the line of duty..."

(uh, so yeah, ramblings of sparrow, read at youre own risk, Im not responsible for any boredome deaths n the like :) :P (XD sparrow actually died of starvation))