The Clans' Next Top Warrior - Season 1 - Introductions

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Wavey: Hello hello, everyone, and welcome to the Clans' Next Top Warrior!

Crowd: *cheers*

Wavey: Yes yes, thank you very much. I am your host, Her Royal Majesty, The Greatest Host of All Time, Master of Funny Jokes, Hosting, and All That Jazz, Canon Corrector, Wavesplash! But you can call me Wavey *winks*

Crowd: *goes wild*

Mr. Extremely Long and Bigheaded Name: Best name ever!

Wavey: Before I give you the show, I want to acknowledge my friends who had a similar project that inspired me to do this. The Greatest Warrior and One Warrior are awesome, go check them out! *gestures at a platform rising from the floor with four catpeople on it* Steppy, Wollow, Win, and Gig!

Steppy, Wollow, and Gig: *wave*

Win: *waves and looks grumpy*

Yellowfang: Why are you so grumpy?

Win: This is my FACE.

Wings of Fire crew: WINTER QUOTE!!!!

Wings of Fire critic: That's a Winter quote by Winterpaw? Omg so cheesy.

Wavey: Well, obviously I'm the master of cheesiness! *winks* Today we're here to meet the contestants of Season 1 before they head off to their cabins and into the competition! We've held auditions and I present to you the six we've chosen from each Clan! First up, THUNDERCLAN!!!

Crowd: *cheers*

Critic #1: Ugh, ThunderClan always goes first.

Cheerleader #1: But ThunderClan is awesome!

Wavey: Here comes our first contestant! He's a loving cat who doesn't know when to quit and was murdered quite spitefully! His position is very controversial, but he's taking a break from all of that to be here. I present to you, ASHFUR!!!!

Crowd: *cheers*

Ashfur: *rises from platform and waves* SQUIRRELFLIGHT LIKE ME NOW???? I'M A CELEBRITY SO MUCH BETTER THAN BRAMBLESTAR!!!

Bramblestar: :( only Wollow voted for me

Wavey: *holds up sign behind Ashfur that says BRAMBLEXSQUIRREL FTW

Crowd: *screams*

Bramblestar: Thanks!

Wavey: Anyway *pushes Ashfur offstage* Our next contestant is another controversial cat with an awesome sister and quite a unique gift - or curse? Anyways, please give a warm welcome to GOOSEFEATHER!!

Goosefeather: *rises from platform*

Crowd: *cheers*

Russet: OMG ONG GOOSEFEATHER OMG WIN PLZ PLZ YOU'RE AMAZING

Jayie: Ew

Goosefeather: *rubs temples dramatically* I'M HAVING A VISION!!!

Crowd: *gasps*

Goosefeather's ThunderClan: Ono

Wings of Fire critic: That's Fatespeaker's line...

Wings of Fire crew: IT'S A QUOTE YOU DUMMY!!

Wavey: Alright alright no arguments *pushes Goosefeather offstage*

Goosefeather: BUT MY AMAZING VISI- *falls offstage*

Wavey: ANYWAY our next contestant has had some family problems in the past, but I'm pretty sure she's mostly resolved them. I think. If not this is a great way to be apart from your family and show off to them at the same time! Which is exactly what I'm doing! *waves at camera* Anyway, please welcome BLOSSOMFALL!!!

Crowd: *cheers*

Blossomfall: *rises on platform* YOLO!!

Cyp: Ooh Blossomfall is Ivypool competing too? *picks up pen*

Ivypool: Nope I'm right here

Cyp: Dang it no IvyXBlossom action

Ivypool and Blossomfall: *sit/stand there awkwardly*

Fernsong and Thornclaw: Phew

Cyp: OOH FERNXTHORN *starts scribbling something on paper*

Fernsong and Thornclaw: *also sit there awkwardly*

Dovewing: AWKWARD

Millie: Okay I'm changing the subject BRIARLIGHT NEEDS SO

MUCH MORE ATTENTION THAN YOU

Briarlight: No I don't!

Bumblestripe and Graystripe: *sit there awkwardly*

Wavey: Shoot I thought you guys were over this! Blossomfall, it might be time to get off…

Blossomfall: *ignores Wavey* LOOK AT ME NOW MOM I’M ON TV I’M ON THE CLANS’ NEXT TOP WARRIOR I’M GOING TO WIN JUST WATCH ME

Bumblestripe: *mutters* That’ll really suck if she doesn’t win then.

Wavey: NO IGNORING THE HOST CYA LATER BYE *pushes Blossomfall off the stage*

Millie: YEAH BLOSSOMFALL NO IGNORING THE HOST

Blossomfall: :(

Wavey: Sheesh Millie you sound like my brother!

Icepaw: *waves*

Millie: Nvm then

Wavey: And our next contestant! A lot of people think she didn’t have a good enough death and she has a really cool sounding name but it doesn’t make sense… SORRELTAIL!!!

Crowd: *cheers*

Sorreltail: *rises on platform* Hi!!

Sorrelstripe: OMG OMG MY NAMESAKE HI HI

Sorreltail: Aw, hi!

Sorrelstripe: :D

Hollytuft: No fair, Hollyleaf didn’t get in :(

Hollyleaf: *sits next to Hollytuft* Hi

Hollytuft: AAAAAAAH :D

Dark Forest rep: YOU DON’T THINK SHE HAD A GOOD ENOUGH DEATH??? WELL I’LL GIVE YOU A GOOD ENOUGH DEATH!!!

Wavey: Ono security!

Security: *does whatever they do when someone calls security because it’s almost never shown*

Wavey: Okay now onto our next contestant *pushes Sorreltail offstage* He’s a funny elder who’s well-known and has been an elder since PO3 and he’s still around! Please welcome your immortal BFF, PURDY!!!!

Crowd: *cheers*

Honeypaw: *gazes up at Purdy with huge eyes* Show me… the secret of immortality.

Purdy: *waltzes onto the stage* You just have to listen to 1,000,000,000,000,000 (etc) long and rambling stories!

Honeypaw: Nvm I’ll stay mortal

Wavey: Good because no going around and giving everybody immortality spells. If you do that, Onestar might hear!

Crowd: *gasps in horror*

Onestar: *pokes head out of secret door* Did I hear my name? Is it my turn yet?

Wavey: Nope! Shoo! Onestar: :( *goes back inside*

Wavey: That felt good. Alright, next contestant! *goes to shove Purdy offstage but he’s already moonwalking offstage* Hey, you broke the tradition!

Purdy: B)

Wavey: Alright, our final ThunderClan contestant is a certain medicine cat with a hilarious sense of sarcasm and a huge fan club! Give it up for JAYFEATHER!!!

Crowd: *cheers*

Jayfeather: *rises from platform* Yo

Fanclub: AAAAAAH JAYBAE OMG JAYBAE AAAAAAH SIGN MY FACE!!!!

Jayfeather: Um…

Lionblaze: It’s okay bro I got your back

Jayfeather: I DON’T WANT YOUR BACK AND DON’T CALL ME BRO!!!

Fanclub: AAAAAAH OMG BURN YAY JAYBAE!

Lionblaze: But I am your bro… :(

Alderheart: Hi mentor :D

Fanclub Cheerleaders: Who loves Jayfeather? We love Jayfeather!

Jayfeather: … *walks offstage*

Wavey: Well no clear ThunderClan fan favorite! Alright, now on to the next Clan, WindClan!

WindClan: *cheers*

Wavey: Our first contestant is a… um… he was great as a warrior. Here comes ONESTAR!!!

Crowd: *cheers*

Firestar: Aw come on! Why does he get in and not me????

Onestar: Cuz I’m awesome B)

Firestar: -_- I would disagree with that

Onestar: HEY!

Rowanstar: Yeah me too -_-

Onestar: What did I ever do to YOU????

Everyone: …

Rowanstar: *facepaw*

Wavey: Okay I’ve had enough *shoves Onestar offstage* Our next contestant comes from a little farther back in time, a fast runner, as all WindClan cats are. Please welcome RYESTALK!!!

Crowd: *cheers*

Ryestalk: *rises on platform* Hey guys!

Shrewclaw: OMG HI HONEY I LOVE YOU <3

Ryestalk: Hi you’re embarrassing me…

Shrewclaw: I LOVE YOU TOO SWEETIE <3

Ryestalk: AAAAAAAH TALLSTAR SAVE ME

Tallstar: *pokes through secret door* I’M STILL HAVING MY MAKEUP DONE!!

Shrewclaw: *takes picture off Tallstar with half makeup done*

Tallstar: HEY!! *ducks back inside*

Wavey: Hey no pictures Shrewclaw

Shrewclaw: Dangit

Wavey: IS HE DONE YET THIS IS GETTING OLD AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO PUT

Tallstar: *rises on platform* Yea I’m done

Wavey: Well that’s one way to tell me -_-*pushes Ryestalk quickly offstage* TALLSTAR YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR THE CUE

Tallstar: Oh yeah… you could just do the introduction now right?

Wavey: Sure. *sighs* You just met our next contestant, the other guy from Ryestalk’s time. Here’s TALLSTAR!!

Crowd: *cheers*

Jake: HI TALLSTAR!!!

Tallstar: …Jake?? :O

Firestar: ….Dad? :O

Jake: Aw you guys are like twins it’s so cute <3

Quince and Nutmeg: >:(

Firestar and Tallstar: Wait what

Firestar: But he’s like my adoptive dad!

Jake: :(

Tallstar: But he’s like my adopted son!

Quince: :(

Wavey: Okay enough let’s stop this before we get to the Scourge part *pushes Tallstar offstage* Our next contestant has had quite a bit of trouble with mates and seems to like a certain family of toms, but she’s settled down now with two apprentice-kits. Please give a warm welcome to HEATHERTAIL!!!

Crowd: *cheers*

Heathertail: *rises on platform and waves*

Lionblaze and Breezepelt: Hey what do you mean by “trouble with mates?”

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