Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27823669-20160412011720/@comment-27039035-20160422013838

"Everyone's leaving," Storm observed, whiskers twitching. "At this rate, us elders will be the only ones left. Well, at least those of us who haven't lost our minds." He coughed. "Anyway, we'll need some order if that happens. Can't have a free for all, no siree." He paused for a second, pretending to think. "By golly, I just had a stroke of genius. Why don't I be stoneteller? Hey, that could work!"

"Not unless we wanted the end of the world to happen sooner rather than later."

"Now why do you say that?" He got defensive, puffing out his chest.

"Yesterday you threatened to drown someone if they didn't bring you dinner. And the day before you told a to-be that an eagle would kill them if they didn't fetch you a fish. And . . "

"I really don't see the problem."