Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26053883-20160813030255/@comment-26053883-20160923221501

"OUR MENU:

drinks


 * shrimp and blueberry grape oil smoothies blended with fresh snails


 * chocolate syrup lemonade mixed with expired yogurt


 * owl's water


 * milk poured all over a hot banana with cooked fishes all blended together


 * honey and molasses with BBQ sauce served with a fancy cucumber umbrella

appetizers


 * fresh olive and moldy leaf salad with salsa dressing


 * green carrot and stale cereal soup boiled on an authentic sidewalk


 * crunchy cracker and fresh grass sushi dipped in butterfly juice


 * breezey and mozzarella kabobs rolled in dirty snow


 * asparagus guacamole with week-old squirrel chips

meals


 * squid burgers with toothpaste flavor apples and purple m and ms


 * tamales with papaya fillings fresh from the parking lot


 * stuffed chicken syrup drizzled over solidified milk


 * zucchini burritos topped with grated lalaloopsy goldfish


 * yellow oranges served with slimy string cheese


 * broccoli squished by a real car with mango juice and steamed carrot specks


 * sweet potatoes rolled with tortillas and special tomato salad containing mud, snow, and broccoli swamps


 * roadkill turkey stuffed with grilled popcorn dipped in frijole ketchup


 * squishy peaches cut into triangles served with blue sour cream


 * crunchy noodles fried in garlic sauce with random leaves

dessert


 * donuts stuffed with old bananas and molten strawberries


 * squishy bananas painted chocolate-brown with speckled mud


 * raspberry-salmon cookies made with real mold


 * cupmilk and anchovy flavor ice cream with rotten pickles


 * grapefruit-squid pies topped with alfredo whipped cream

everything costs 3 pots of gravy while supplies last"

(aka http://blogclan-2.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Willowlight7/sidewalk_delicacies )