Thread:Willowlight7/@comment-27492740-20170930205641

AYO

Guess who wrote this on a messy pad of paper during services so it's terrible

your music is AMAZING

okay here it is

It was a dark and stormy night-

Whoa wait wait wait. That's not right.

It was a quiet and cold morning (much better) and Cakestar had sent out many hunting patrols to fill up the rapidly declining fresh-kill pile. Prey was disappearing, but BlogClanners' hunger wasn't.

"Brr!" Pantherpaw exclaimed. "It's cold out here!"

"We know," Hazelpaw replied, annoyed. "We're experiencing it."

"Quiet, you two," Russetfeather ordered. "You know the rules."

Hazelpaw sighed. "You can't be tired or cold," she listed glumly. "Only hungry."

"I'm hungry!" Pantherpaw exclaimed.

Russetfeather raised her tail for quiet. "The prey is getting scarcer. We have to get something today."

But there wasn't much to be found. Next to nothing, in fact.

"You'd think it was leaf-bare already," Hazelpaw sniffed. "I just don't get it. When we first got turned into cats six moons ago, there was plenty of prey!"

"That was then, this is now," Russetfeather replied simply, sighing, She picked up the single squirrel they'd caught, watching its sadly thin tail swing as they walked. "Let's go back, There's not much out."

"Maybe it'll be back tomorrow," Pantherpaw grumbled.

But they all knew it wouldn't be. It would only get worse from here.

--

"Let all cats old enough to catch their own prey (and those who aren't) gather beneath the Cakerock for a Clan meeting!"

As always, small giggles rung out when Cakestar announced the Cakerock, but not as many as before. Most cats had noticed the dark cloud hanging over the Clan by now. Or maybe the novelty was just wearing off. Who knows?

Wavesplash sat next to Aspenpaw, her ears perked toward Cakestar. The BlogClan leader surveyed her Clan, her eyes grim. They didn't carry the usual proud light she had around her Clan.

"My Clan," Cakestar began. "We must prepare for leaf-fall. The prey is leaving us."

"Aww, why don't they like us?" Brookpaw asked sadly.

"WE'RE BEING DUMPED!!! EMERGENCY!!! PREPARE THE CHOCOLATE!!!" Lupinepaw screeched.

"Well, we do kill and eat them, sooooo..." Juniperpool pointed out.

"But how do we prepare?" Darkpaw exclaimed frantically.

"We have to stock up on food!" Other Darkpaw replied.

"FOOS!!!" yelled Flowerstream.

"Any ideas?" Kat asked.

Russetfeather grinned. "Well," she began, struggling to hold back her excitement, " In Goosefeather's Curse Goosefeather has this amazing idea to-"

"NO GOOSEFEATHER!!!11!!1!" Jayfrost yelled.

"Okay, okay," Iceflower meowed, raising her tail. "Let's not start the Goosefeather Wars."

Jayfrost and Russetfeather backed away, not breaking eye contact. But they knew not to mess with Icy. Everyone knew better than to mess with Icy. The Great Mod Wars of 201X had proven that.

"We-ell," Owlheart began. "we could find some geese and-"

"GEESE ARE FRIENDS! NOT FOOD!" Laurelcloud yelled.

"FEAR THE GOOSE ARMY!" Willowlight added.

"Hey!" Sundance exclaimed. "Today I saw squirrels stocking up on nuts. Maybe we should do the same!"

"Yay, squirrels!" Wavesplash added.

"That's what Goosefeather did," Russetfeather grumbled.

"Awesome! Let's do it," Cakestar announced before Jayfrost could say anything. "Sunny, you're in charge. Let's get hunting!"

--

"Hmm," Shiverfur meowed, surveying the squirrels. "Hmmmm. Hmmmmmmmmm."

"So?" Maplepaw broke in eagerly. "What should we do?"

"HMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM," Shiverfur hmmmmed, glaring at Maplepaw.

"Maaaaaaybe we should just let her think," Mistpaw pointed out. "Just maybe."

"Maybe we should put our prey in a tree," Coldice meowed thoughtfully.

"I've got it!" Shiverfur exclaimed. "We'll put our prey in a tree"

The entire patrol rolled their eyes.

--

So BlogClan hunted and hunted and put all of the prey in a strong, strudy, large hollow tree with brambles around the opening so other animals didn't get in. Then they ate their dinner and went to sleep, pleased with themselves. They had all done a great job and nothing bad would ever happen now. Happy ending! Fireworks! Confetti!

THE END!!

Just kidding!

That night, there was a storm. And no ordinary storm. A lightning storm! *le gasp* Lightning struck the Tree of Prey! Whoopsie, no more Tree of Prey.

"Hey, it's BBQ!" Wavesplash exclaimed positively, holding up an ash-covered fish.

"BBQ PARTY!!" Owlwater exclaimed.

"Yaaaaaay!" Flowerpaw yowled. "BBQ for everyone!"

"BBQ pies!" Breezey cheered.

Ignoring the BBQ party, Jaysnow stepped forward. "We need to find a new way to survive leaf-fall."

"Leaf-fall was never this dangerous," Emberdawn muttered.

"What about bears?" Stoatpaw asked. "They hibernate during winter."

"It's LEAF-BARE. We're warriors now! And it's only leaf-fall!" Wavesplash yowled nitpickily.

Winterwhisper rolled his eyes. "K but I have winter in my name so."

"Bears it is!" Cakestar exclaimed before the Winter vs. Leafbare war could start. "Everyone, sleep!"

So BlogClan went out and collected all kinds of moss and feathers and made their nests super comfy for a long sleep. Then they ate a super yummy dinner of BBQ and Breezey's BBQ Pies™, and then they all went to sleep in their new super comfy nests.

They slept for a while. Nothing happened. The end...?

...

wait nope there's more jk lol

At exactly 4:33 AM, Willowlight's goose senses tingled. And tingled again. And tingled some more.

So she got up and crept across the quiet den, sneaking into Cakestar's den and onto her supersecret computer. She went to the offical GooseClan website™.

She gasped.

Onestar had been fowlshaming again!

"I WILL KILL YOU ONESTAR!!!!" Willowlight yelled. "DEATH BY GOOSE!!!"


 * TSS SPOILER WARNING****

"HE'S ALREADY DEAD," Wavesplash yelled from the warriors' den.

"SPOILERS," Kinkpaw yelled from the apprentices' den.

So Wavesplash used super author powers and added a spoiler warning above.

By then all of BlogClan was awake, and all of FowlClan were crowding around Willowlight and clamoring indignantly, while Cakestar tried unsucessfully to get her supersecret computer back.

"This is a disaster!" Sky exclaimed. "How are we going to survive leaf-fall now?"

"We've tried everything!" Aquapaw wailed.

"There must be something," Daisyfrost muttered, flipping through a book.

"We can still hunt, right?" Frostfeather asked.

"Of course," Flamepaw replied halfheartedly.

Mintfeather sadly flicked the dew off of a leaf. "Will we be reduced to drinking dew, like Bluestar?"

"Hey, dew is nice!" Dewpaw meowed indignantly.

"DID SOMEONE SAY BLUESTAR????" Bluepaw screeched, flinging herself into the conversation.

"We're all gonna get sick," Gladepaw wailed softly.

"Don't worry," Streampaw sighed. "We've got four medicine cats plus 500 people who ran for medicine cat and know what they're doing."

"Oh come on guys, we'll survive!" Swanfeather replied, but no one listened.

One by one, BlogClan gathered around the nearly-empty fresh-kill pile in despair. FowlClan left the supersecret computer, but Cakestar didn't try and take it. Breezey slowly munched on a BBQ pie. No one talked.

Then Owlwater noticed the computer.

He dashed out of the circle, grabbed it, went to www.pinkiepie.com, and searched up how to play ten instruments.

He grabbed ten instruments that were convienently right there and started playing, shocking his Clanmates.

"COME ON BLOGCLAN!! LET'S HAVE A LEAF-FALL PARTY!!!"" Breezey yelled.

"Yay!" Flowerpaw cheered.

"Wait!" Hazelspots gasped. "We still don't know what we're going to do about leaf-fall!"

"You're right, we don't," Wavesplash sighed. "But we're a Clan. We can get through it together."

"That's right," Fawnpaw replied. "We'll survive!"

"Go BlogClan!" Fallenpaw screeched.

"We can do this!" Mistypaw yelled.

"Get spooky y'all!" ShiveringRose added.

"There's so many positives! Like this!" Willowstep beamed and jumped in a pile of leaves.

"Wait for me!" Silverpaw called, jumping in after her. Goldenfawn and Silvercreek quickly followed.

Fireleap and Moonpaw went to the nearest convience store to get orange and yellow balloons, and BlogClan had a leaf-fall party. A few months later, they had a leaf-bare party. Everything was fine, because BlogClan is a Clan and we can get through anything we do together. :)

I'm sorry this is so late I got home late and it took soooooo much time to type up :o 