User:Willowlight7/Gooselaws/Fowlshaming Laws

First-Degree Offenses

 * No killing geese.
 * No eating geese.
 * No proclaiming yourself a fowlshamer.

Second-Degree Offenses

 * No attacking geese.
 * No agreeing with the fowlshamers' cause.
 * No joining any anti-Goose groups.

Third-Degree Offenses

 * No insulting geese.
 * No refusing to become a goose.