ELDERS WITH BEARDS!/Ten

"IM BORED TIMESKIP TIME!" SAID THE NARRATOR.

"OKAY FETCH US SOME STUFF!" screamed Mousefur, the deputy.

"NEVER!" screamed Oneelder and Rowanelder. "WE HAVE A REBELLION PLANNED. ALL OF THESE NONELDERS ARE AGAINST YOU." Somehow they were screaming in perfect unison. "REBELLION, STAND UP AND ATTACK!"

5 cats stood up. Oneelder, Rowanelder, and 3 decoys.

"YOUNG CAT REBELLION, ATTACK!"

The decoys did nothing. Oneelder and Rowanelder charged at Mousefur who killed then in slow motion with elder powers.

Everyone cheered.

But there was something off. Mousefur wasn't standing on the top of the Highrock, looking down at her noble Cla-

"NEVERMIND TOO EW" screamed the narrator, and renarrated the stuff.

"THE EVIL ONE AND ROWAN DO NOT EVEN DESERVE THE MARK OF THE ELDERS!" screamed everyone.

"ALL HAIL THE NEW DEPUTY, ELDERELDER!" screamed Purdystar.

"YAY!" screamed everyone.

"SCREAM!" screamed the narrator. "YAY THAT WORKED. MUCH MUCH BETTER."

"Mousefur may be gone, but we must move on. Elderelder is our new deputy, she's very very... fleputy?  IDK.  OKAY SO YAY ELDERELDER IS DEPUTY CELEBRATE YAY" screamed Purdystar.

Elderelder's amazingness just autopressed the End of Chapter button.