The Greatest Warrior/Season 1/Week 1

The Greatest Warrior

The Greatest Warrior

Become The Greatest Warrior....

Season 1|Week 1

Quick thanks to everybody that participated!

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Intro ~ Steppy
DUN DUN DUN!!!

Wollow: Aaaaand welcome to The Greatest Warrior aka TGW! I am Willowpaw but please call me Wollow!

Steppy: And I am Foxpaw but call me Foxey, Foxi, or Steppy! I highly recommend Steppy! Wollow and I are the hosts! This is TGW and if you have signed up for Season 1, you are competing against others in a competition to be...

Wollow: The Greatest Warrior!!! Of course, there will be many other winners too, so you'll have to share the name.

Steppy: That parts my least favorite. Oh, and you also get 1 million dollars!!

Wollow: So let's see our competitors! Come on up!

Owlwater, Iceflower, Lupinepaw, Stormy, Sea, Wavepaw, Slowerfleam, Moonpaw, Winterpaw, Breezey, Raggedoak, Frostfeather, Frostflower, Laurelpaw, Emberdawn, Sundance and Cypresswind: *All walk up to stage*

Steppy: Welcome, competitors! It's time to...uh...

Wollow: Meet each other. And see the manual.

5 derpy toms: *Pass out manuals*

Owlwater: HI EVERYONE!!!!

Wavepaw: HI!!

Lupinepaw: I must have read this manual wrong. WHY DOES IT SAY THERE IS GOOSE STEW FOR DINNER?

Wollow & Steppy: We totally did not plan that...heheh...

Lupinepaw: The geese will murder you, just you wait!

Wollow: OKAY! OKAY! THERE IS NO GOOSE STEW!

Steppy: LOL, we did that to provoke you! BAHAHAHAHAH

Lupinepaw: >:( I don't like these hosts

Wollow: Too bad for you, miss. Oh well, time to go to the hotels. You will find out your number shortly.

Steppy: STAY TUNED, LOVELY AUDIENCE!! WE WILL BACK! AND OH MY STARCLAN I AM SO EXCITED THIS IS MY DREAM COME TRUE-*faints*

Wollow: *Shakes head* Silly Steppy.

Cameragirl Giggle: Need snapshots, this will make a great headline: "Show Host faints on scene!" *Clicks pictures and has to be dragged away by security*

Lup: ...Could this be any weirder?

Iceflower: OMSC, we have dorms! We're sharing rooms!

Wavepaw: Oooh my number is Number 3!

Frostflower: Ooooh, me too!

Emberdawn: Me three!

Sundance: Me four!

Wavepaw, Frostflower, Sundance, and Emberdawn: *Girly handshake*

Winterpaw: You know what I'm excited about? I can't WAIT for the Goose Stew! Wait, actually no, ew. But my soup will be better, and my room will crush all of yours because I'm Winter.

Lupinepaw: >:( ...I think I know who to murder in this season...

Winterpaw: OH YOU DID NOT JUST--

Sundance: If you murder, Steppy and Wollow will kick you out, Lup'.

Lupinepaw: Bahahahaha you think they stand a chance against me?

Raggedoak: You do realize everybody who's watching T.V. is viewing this....including the hosts.

Steppy and Wollow: *Watching on T.V.* MMhmm this one needs a supervisor.... >:)

Sea: Can we just GO TO OUR DORMS ALREADY??

Everyone: Good plan *Goes to Dorms*

Owlwater: *Walks into Dorm* HEYY YALL, OWL-MAN'S IN THE HOUSE

Breezey: OWLL YOU'RE IN MY ROOM YAY!!

Owlwater: Who's our third member?

Frostfeather: Me!

Owlwater: FROST!!!!!

Breezey: I brought some LaffyTaffys *Tosses candy to Owl and Frost*

Owlwater: Let us PAR-TAY!!

Slowerfleam: Ooooh! Beautiful room!

Lupinepaw: Where are the cookies? I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE COOKIES!

Cypresswind: Hey Y'all1

Slowerfleam: Heyy!!

Cypresswind: FLO!

Slowerfleam: Whoa whoa whoa, who is FLO? I am SLO?

Lupinepaw: Makes sense. You got here very 'Slo".

Slowerfleam: *Ignores Lupine* Slowerfleam, actually. But I go by Slo.

Cypresswind: *Looks around nervously* Has this show turned us mad??

Winterpaw: I think I came to the correct place.

Laurelpaw: I think I came to the wrong place...

Winterpaw: SHUSH! I'm trying to read that sign on that door!!!1!!!11!!1!!!!!

Laurelpaw: Have you figured it out yet...?

Winterpaw: *Glares* NO. I'm sorry if your blabbing is DISTRACTING ME.

Iceflower: It says "NO FORGETTING TO CLEAN THE LITTERBOX OR CHARA WILL EAT YOUR SOUL"

Winterpaw: EXCUSE ME? I DON'T HAVE TO CLEAN MY LITTERBOX AND I WILL NOT. PETTY HOSTS DON'T ORDER ME AROUND.

Laurelpaw: I should really ask for a new room...

Winterpaw: >:C Evilness.

Wavepaw: OK GIRLS LET'S PARTY

Frostflower, Emberdawn, Sundance, and Wavey: *Dance to "Shake it Off"*

Nothing more to see here.

Moonpaw: Oooh, who's here!

Raggedoak: Me!

Stormy & Sea: Us!

Raggedoak: For some reason I feel like dancing with Owl!

Stormy: Um.... *backs away*

Raggedoak: I feel him twirling me and being crowned King and Queen of Awesome Dancing... *sighs dreamily*

Moonpaw: New OTP! I like this place!

Raggedoak: W-who said I liked him?! I JUST LIKE DANCING WITH HIM IS ALL!!

Sea: MMhmm......Stormy you wanna get out of here before this becomes a LOVE discussion

Stormy: Absolutely.

Owlwater: *Stampedes in* YO GUYS IT'S TIME FOR DINNER!

Raggedoak: *FIGHTING WITH MOONPAW* JUST BECAUSE I LIKE OWL'S JAZZ MOVES DOESN'T MEAN I WANNA MARRY HIM *is totally unaware of who just appeared*

Moonpaw: OH ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T??

Stormy: Maybe you should look at who just came...

Raggedoak: *Looks over* U-Um.......

Owlwater: Uh......

wELLP IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE, BOTH OF THEM ARE BLUSHING.

Steppy: EEEEE FIRST SHIP!

Wollow: This is ever so amusing! *noms on chara cookie*

Cakestar: .............WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY SUBECTS, HMM?

Wollow & Steppy: Erm....

END OF DAY ONE.

A/N

Hope ya liked it XD

Food Fight ~ Wollow
Wollow (over the intercom): IT'S DINNER TIME ALL SLAVES PLEASE REPORT TO THE DINING ROOM

Winterpaw: I'M NOT A SLAVE

Wollow (over the intercom again): TOO BAD YOU ARE NOW

Winterpaw: *grumbles*

Wollow (wow intercomness): IF YOU AREN'T A SLAVE NO FOOD

Winterpaw: Hurmph.

All slaves: *report to the dining room*

Wollow (still over the intercom): INTERCOMS ROCK. ALL SLAVES, NO EATING >:D

Lupinepaw: fooooooosssss

Wollow (yet again, over the intercom): NO FOOS. ANNOUNCEMENTS. WE HAVE OUR FIRST SHIP, NYAHAHAHAHA! REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO SAY THAT? ANYWHO, YOU CAN EAT NOW.

All slaves: *eat foos*



Winterpaw: WHERE'S THE ROASTED GOOSE

Lupinepaw: *throws tomatoes at Winterpaw*

Wollow: *throws tomatoes at Winterpaw through intercom*

Winterpaw: *steps on Lupinepaw and shakes fist at Wollow through intercom*

<p style="font-weight:normal;font-size:13px;">Breezey: Ooh, a food fight! *throws pies at everyone*

Frostfeather: *gets hit by a pie and pours soup on Breezey's head*

Steppy: Food fightsss *eats popcorn*

Wollow (over the intercom yet again): FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Owlwater: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!! *throws a potato at Raggedoak*

Raggedoak: *blushes*

Owlwaiter: Oops...

Wollow (intercom wooo): SHIP! SHIP! SHIP!

Raggedoak: *throws bowl of peas at Wollow through intercom*

Steppy: HAA *laughs at pea-covered Wollow-

Wollow: *closes intercom portal and brushes off the peas* Hurmphhh

Sundance: PARTTEHHH TIME!!! *pours pasta on Wavepaw's head*

Wavepaw: Hey!

Food fight: *continues*

Laurelpaw: *has a bad time as Lupinepaw throws chicken bones at her*

Lupinepaw: *is targeting Laurelpaw with many bowls of unknown food thought to include beans/frijoles*

Laurelpaw: *gets hit in the face by mashed potatoes*

Lupinepaw: The potatoes are coming mwahahahaha

Laurelpaw: Aren't those mashed yous?

Lupinepaw: Oops I'm eating my own kind --

Winterpaw: *throws rice at Iceflower*

Iceflower: NOT RICE AGAIN

Winterpaw: *starts shipping*

Moonpaw: WICY IS BETTER THAN RICE!

Winterpaw: I...can't argue.

Moonpaw: *laughing manically*

Emberdawn:  NYEH HEH HEH *throws spaghetti at everyone*

Slowerfleam: *is a slower fleam*

Frostflower: *is a mary sue and dodges all the spaghetti*

Breezey: *throws pies at everyone from behind*

Emberdawn: I, THE GREAT PAPY-EMBERDAWN, WILL USE MY POWERS AS PURDYSTAR TO REVENGE ON YOU! *dumps more spaghetti on Breezey's head*

Frostflower: *uses mary sue powers to get rid of spaghetti*

Slowerfleam: MARYSUE! MARYSUE!

Frostflower: *blushes* Stop it!

Later...

Everyone: *is covered in food*

Frostfeather: Well, that was interesting.

Emberdawn: Let's get back to our dorms. Hopefully they have showers.

Wollow: *uses host powers to remove all showers*

Everyone: *goes back to dorms*

Wavepaw: Hey, weren't there showers before?

Wollow: Hurmph. *puts back showers*

Everyone: *showers*

Winterpaw: My towel smells like tomatoes.

Steppy: *is still eating popcorn*

END DAY TWO THING

A/N:

foos

Lup' sees Sodor ~ Steppy
Winterpaw: *Wakes Up* *Yawn is cut OFF as he magically disappears.

Iceflower: What just happened?!

Laurelpaw: OUR DREAM HAPPENED! HE'S GONE! *Disappears*

Iceflower: Was that me or was that actually funny? *Disappears*

-Scene switch to a soooo cool auditorium created in Steppy's head-

Wollow: Welcome, peasants! Today is our official meeting!

Steppy: Today, we will go over rules.

Lupinepaw: *Snores*

Laurelpaw: *Throws tomato at Lup*

Lupinepaw: HEY!!!

Laurelpaw: Nyeh heh heh! Revenge1

Steppy: NO FOOD FIGHTS!

Wollow: OR ELSE YOU SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

Steppy: Merp. Now anyways--

Winterpaw: IS THERE AN EXPLANATION ON WHY I WAS SO RUDELY GRABBED HERE BEFORE I EVEN BLINKED???

Wollow: No.

Winterpaw: AN APOLOGY?

Steppy: The only apology you'll be getting is sitting in the Corner of Shame. Do you accept our apology?

Winterpaw: No you BUMSO.

Steppy: I didn't think so. So now, welcome to The Greatest Warrior!

Wollow; OK OK, so the whole point of this contest game is to take one moon to complete totally random quests while withstand the weirdness and ships we throw at you. 'Kay?

(Silence)

Wollow: 'KAY?! *Nearby mirror shatters*

Everybody including Steppy: 'Kay!

Wollow: *Glares at Steppy* I wasn't asking you!

Steppy: Kay, kay.

Moonpaw: *Whispers to Sunny* Could somebody have warned me how scary the hosts would be*

Steppy: No, Moonpaw and no whispering to classmates.

Stormy: This isn't even school!

Wollow: We don't care. Now, we will actually let you do something pleasant before we begin the first challenge.

Steppy: We are actually going on a ride. *waits for a yay*

(silence)

Wollow: WHERE'S THE YAY?

Everyone: YAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYAYAY

Steppy: Shut up! We get it! Now, we hired a lovely SHIP but they cancelled after Day 1 WHO KNOWS WHY? So we have a back up.

Wollow: *Teleports everybody*

-Scene switches to a bright forest clearing and...train tracks-

Lupinepaw: No.

Wollow: Everybody, please give a warm welcome to-

Steppy: Lumas the- I mean Thomas the Train!1!!1111!!1

Thomas: *Drives by* Hi, guys! I'm Thomas!

Wavepaw: * Groans* We know!

Cypresswind: *whispers* You mean Lumas.

Thomas: I can give you a ride. All aboard!

Sea: So we're riding this blue thing?

Steppy: Yes, get inside. *Shoves Sea in*

Owlwater: *Turns around and finds himself sitting next to Raggedoak* *Both blush*

Sundance: *Comes over* Hey Owl1

Owlwater" HI SUNNY!!

Raggedoak: *Jealously watches the convo*

Steppy: Lup. For the 100th time,-

Wollow: GET IN!!1!!!11!!!

Lupinepaw: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thomas: *Is heartbroken but manages his ugly smile* You know, I have a special seat.

Steppy: Special seat?

Wollow: Perfect.

Lupinepaw: N-n-n-n-n-

Wollow: Lup. As your Royal Mommy, I advise you this is good for you.

Steppy: Lup. As your ammaaaazing-decision-making Royal younger sister, I say this is very good for you.

Lupinepaw: *Groans*

Thomas: Don't worry Lup, I am very friendly!

Planet: Laughs just like they did in snl when trump said he respects women.

Lupinepaw: HOW DOES HE KNOW MY NAME.

Wollow: That doesn't matter. *Shoves Lup to her seat with Steppy*

Lupinepaw: *Gets shoved to top of train* I can see all of Sodor here!

Laurelpaw: *Walks up* Enjoying riding on your fiancée's back?

Lupinepaw:*Whips around* HE IS NOT MY FIANCEE. MUCH LESS MY BOYFRIEND.

Laurelpaw: Do I hear sobs?

Lupinepaw: I bet that's yo-

Thomas: *sobs* That is a VERY cruel thing to SAY, Lovely Lupine. Hmmph! I shall punish your sinful acts by presenting you to my f-I mean Gordon.

Lupinepaw: Merp.

Laurelpaw: Aw jeez Gordon that derpface?

Lupinepaw: Ya. Tell you what, Lau, let's jump off this train.

Laurelpaw: YOU-WHAT THE DARK FOREST-

Lupinepaw: No need to swear! Aw come on, it'll be fun! I mean, we never ASKED to be tortured on a train-

Thomas: You actually did by signing up...

Lupinepaw: ..............

Thomas: Ya, I can hear your escape plans. I might as well tell your beloved hosts -_-

Laurelpaw: NO!

Lupinepaw: No-no, Thomas plaz don't! I'll do anything??

Laurelpaw: Don't-

Thomas: *smirks* Tell me you love me

Lupinepaw: T_T

Thomas: FINE! THEN MARRY ME

Lupinepaw: OK, we are jumping off!

Laurelpaw: REALLY, Lup?

Lupinepaw: Yes. 3, 2, 1.....*Jumps

Laurelpaw: *Jumps*

Both: AAAAAAHHHH *falls in thorn bushes*

Lupinepaw: Owwww thorns

Laurelpaw: This was your stupid idea, Lup!

Thomas: Irrh-hmm, I saw that. You know who else did too? *Train opens to reveal not-so-happy Wollow and Steppy*

Lupinepaw and Laurelpaw: *Gulps*

A/N:

Welllp this wuz fun to write. And omg 30 comments and it's only been three chapters :D

Begin the Contest ~ Wollow
Wollow: Shall we use a more fun method of travel?

Steppy: Of course >:D

Laurelpaw: I think this was the wrong idea.

Lupinepaw: I think this was still the right idea.

Steppy: But you've depressed your husband!

Lupinepaw: no

Wollow: Yes! *pushes button and Lupinepaw and Laurelpaw are catapulted to the competition site*

Steppy: I love host powers.

Later, at the comeptition site...

Laurelpaw and Lupinepaw: *are covered in bruises and grumbling*

Wollow: *through random intercom* Hello, hello, one and all. Today, our first competition begins!

Steppy: *still through intercom even though they're just at the edge of a random city* It'll be great >:D

Wollow: QUIT STEALING THE MICROPHONE. Anyway, today our competition will be...

Frostfeather: Torture.

Wollow: Goa way. Anyway, the competition will be...

Stormy: Evil.

Wollow: You signed up for it. Anyway...

Lupinepaw: *in Wollow voice* I'm just the evilest...

Wollow: Stealing pies...

Breezey: Ooh, pies!

Wollow: STOPPPPPPPP. Anyway, stealing pies from Meanpaw's Resturante. You will work in teams of two.

Steppy: The teams will be...

Wollow: Stormy and Sea...

Stormy and Sea: *groan*

Wollow: Sundance and Emberdawn, Frostflower and Wavepaw, Moonpaw and Breezey, Slowerfleam and Iceflower, Frostfeather and Cypresswind, Lupinepaw and Thoma- Laurelpaw...

Lupinepaw: *hurmph*

Wollow: Winterpaw and Frostfeather, and Raggedoak and Owlwater.

Raggedoak: *blushes*

Wavepaw and Frostfeather: *are happy*

Lupinepaw: It's unfair. We're all scratched and...

Steppy: TOO BAD >:D

Laurelpaw: Hurmph.

Winterpaw: How am I supposed to work with him?

Frostfeather: How am I supposed to work with him?

Winterpaw: Hey...I'm not that bad.

Wollow:  Magic. Anyway...

Steppy: Each member of the team gets 5 points if they get first place, 3 points for second, and 1 point for third.

Wollow: So all slaves please line up on that random spraypaint line. Or you might find yourself brutally murdered..

All slaves not including Winterpaw and Frostfeather: *line up*

Frostfeather: TEACHER, I FEEL THREATENED! THIS IS NOT A SAFE LEARNING ENVIRONMENT!

Wollow: Just line up and your life will be fine.

Frostfeather: Fine. *lines up*

Winterpaw: No. Actually, yes, make me go, because I'm going at MY OWN WILL.

Wollow: *uses host powers to push Winterpaw into line*  THREE... TWO... ONE... GO!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Laurelpaw: Ow.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Lupinepaw: Ow.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Laurelpaw: That was your idea.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Lupinepaw: It was worth it!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Laurelpaw *eye roll*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Lupinepaw: Thomas. Is. Evil.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Laurelpaw:  Where is this Meanpaw's Resturante anyway?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Lupinepaw: There's totally not a big sign saying Meanpaw's Resturante there.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Laurelpaw: Oops.

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<p style="font-weight:normal;">Breezey: *uses ultra-pie-vision to find pies*  Over there!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Moonpaw: Ooh, Laurelpaw and Lupinepaw just jumped off a train together, they'd be perfect together...

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Breezey: *runs off towards pies*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Moonpaw: And Raggedoak and Owlwater are just so... Oops! *follows*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Breezey: *in front of Meanpaw's Resturante* Let's go in!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Moonpaw: *opens door and walks in*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Meanpaw: WHO ARE YOU

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Moonpaw: HER MAJESTY MOON, QUEEN OF SHIPPING!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Meanpaw: NO SHIPPING *throws out Moonpaw*  *literally*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Moonpaw: Ow.

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<p style="font-weight:normal;">Frostfeather:  ROBBERY! *robs random person walking by*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Winterpaw: *rolls eyes*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Frostfeather: Let's just rob everything and eventually one of them will be Meanpaw's Resturante.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Winterpaw: Let's just do something that'll  actually  work.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Gigglepaw: Ooh, they're almost there!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Frostfeather: Go away.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Gigglepaw: Aww, but...

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Winterpaw: No buts.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Gigglepaw: *goes away*

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<p style="font-weight:normal;">Raggedoak: *is busy staring at Owlwater*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Owlwater: *is busy looking for Meanpaw's Resturante*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Raggedoak: So... um... how's your... life?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Owlwater: OWLISH!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Raggedoak: Great! Um... my life is... good?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Owlwater: GREAT!!!!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Raggedoak: Is that... um... the place?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Owlwater: I THINK SO!!!

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<p style="font-weight:normal;">Frostflower: So, there was this time when I was practicing with Sterling...

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Wavepaw: Ooh!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Frostflower: I wish I could have him right now, then I could be so much faster!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Wavepaw: Yeah, that would be cool!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Frostflower: Anyway, let's try to find this "Resturante."

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Wavepaw: Maybe we should look at all these signs...

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Frostflower: I think I found it!

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<p style="font-weight:normal;">Slowerfleam: *is a slower fleam*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Emberdawn: We have three people, we should be doing BETTER than everyone else :P

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Cypresswind: Okay, okay, we're not doing so great :P

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Slowerfleam: Thattt might be an understatement.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Emberdawn: I think I found it!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Cypresswind: Ooh, where?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Emberdawn: *points*

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<p style="font-weight:normal;">Wollow: Well, this is interesting. *sees Frosty on screen robbing random people*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Steppy: Very interesting.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Wollow: Extremely interesting.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">A/N:

<p style="font-weight:normal;">wheeee just a bunch of randomness thrown together :p

Chappie Five ~ Steppy
Breezey: *Shyly walks in with Moonpaw* H-hello?

Meanpaw: *Looks up* What dya want, pretty?

Breezey: PIES!

Meanpaw: *Narrows eyes*

Moonpaw: Please?

Meanpaw: No. Out.

Moonpaw: B-

Wollow: Heeellloo Meanpaw

Meanpaw: Hi, Willowpaw. What do you want.

Wollow: N-

Kitty Kittums: *Walks in* Hey, Meanpaw what's the-*Notices Wollow*

Wollow: *Blushes* Um - er

Kitty: W-wollow?

Wollow: I told you we're over!

Kitty: We're not! Steppy's gonna make us get back together!

Wollow: No she isn't!

Kitty K: Yes, she will once she friggin updates Kitty Kittums!

Steppy: Hey!

Kitty Kittums & Wollow: *Endlessly squabble*

All the other teams suddenly come in.

Frostfeather: PIE!!! *Leaps upon cranberry pie and the pie splats everywhere*

Meanpaw: *Sobs* NUUUU that was my masterpiece sob sob

Moonpaw: Never knew he had a soft side.....

Wavepaw: NOW!! *Wavey's Team dashes at the pies*

Meanpaw: SECURITY!!!

War between competitors and security.

Breezey: Moonpaw! There's a path!

Moonpaw: Cool! *Both of them tiptoe forward* You crash the glass and I'll grab some pies, we don't need ALL OF THEM.

Breezey: What can I break it with.....my head? My claws? *Stabs claws into glass* OWWWW

Moonpaw: Lemme help. *Both keep on stabbing* Er....Breeze? I think my claws are gonna come off...

Breezey: Knife! *Grabs knife and slashes at glass*

Whole room is quiet as they hear shatters.

Moonpaw: *Grabs three key lime pies* WE won!!!!!

Every single face turns vicious.

Except for Wollow and Kitty Kittums.

Steppy: *Barges in* CONGRATTEHS WE HAVE SOME WINNERS AND 2ND PLACES AND 1ST PLACES. I AM HONESTLY DISAPPOINTED IN SOME STEALTH BUT WHOOPDEDOO.

Wollow: Yeah...b-bye Cranberry....

Kitty K: Bye Wollow...see you in our story....once FOXPAW UPDATES IT!!

Steppy: Oh shut up I WILL AFTER THIS!!111!!!!111!!

Wollow: *Teleports everybody back to Hotel*

--more coming soon