Lilypaw's Dead Plots



Lilypaw discovered BlogClan when...

Ummm...

She doesn't remember. Anyway, she went on it again months later, stalked it for a day, before pestering her dad to get her an account STAT.

Her first comment was on the fanfiction page, on March 30th, | here. It was a horrible fanfiction that she wrote about three chapters of before it died completely.

Here is a dead plot from around that time that was ever posted on BlogClan, but stored in a Word document.

Outcast of the Clans: This one was based on a SkyClan territory ROBLOX roleplay. Basically, Steel was a rogue abandoned by her parents (her mother was a rogue that joined SkyClan and her father was a SkyClan cat) and raised by another cat, was renamed Misty, found love in a Clan cat named Owlpounce and had his kits. Her mother who had joined the Clan had become leader and took her kits, causing a battle and stuff.

At least, that is what was going to happen. It never made it past chapter 3.

And that was only one of the at least six plots that died painfully.

Lilypaw was tearing her hair fur out. "I SUCK AT WRITING!" she gurned. "PLUS, I HATE PLANNING OUT E-X-A-C-T-L-Y WHAT HAPPENS IN EACH CHAPTER (which is what I need but darn I'm too lazy)! ALL OF THESE IDEAS THAT ARE GOING TO WASTE BECAUSE OF MY BRAIN SIZE!"

-(dull) lightbulb moment-

"UNLESS... I WRITE CRINGY ONE-SHOTS INSTEAD! YEAHHH! THAT'S NOT A HORRIBLE IDEA! I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP USING ALL CAPS NOW! ok that's better."

So she wrote two cringy one-shots. They were lame.

"yeah i prefer writing prologues to these dumb things :P" Lilypaw lower-capped. So she wrote a prologue.

"ahhhh it wasn't RIDICULOUSLY HORRIBLE!" she screamed. "but i'm not posting it here because that is blatant advertising that it doesn't deserve and i've done enough of that already!"

Then she stalked the wiki for a while.

"why are these beans so good at art and writing :c" she said. "i'm only good at being a grammar freak. oh, hang on, that's Grammarly. maybe i should be a grammar freak then."

So she became a grammar freak.

"Good, now I'm a grammar freak. I can EDIT stories instead of completely and utterly failing And then- OH NO, I MISSED A FULL STOP!"

"This story is boring." she pouted. "I'm ending it."

so she did. ("Hey!" Lilypaw yelled from off-screen. "CAPITAL LETTER!")

THE END

Epilogue ('cause stories have dem and stuff)

"I'm going to code this page by totally not copying and pasting it!" said Lilypaw.

So she did. ("Good." said Lilypaw. "Not only did you punctuate and spell that right... But we managed to break the fourth wall. Fourth wall successfully broken. YEET.")

They all lived Grammarly ever after.

THE REAL END