Oakwhisker's Twenty One Pilots Obsession

No Phun Intended
My last 2 brain cells collaborated to write this. :P

Twenty One Pilots
I actually discovered BlogClan through Twenty One Pilots.

I was looking at a Warriors AMV of a TOP song and there was a link at the end saying to check out BlogClan for more great content and I got happy thinking there'd be a bunch of emo Warriors fans obsessed with wanting to know every single tidbit of my smol beans' lives...

BuT nO.

Regional At Best
I found something even better, and that was y'all.

"Awwh, Oakie, what a sweet, caring thing to say-"

Be quiet, you h*ckers. No more cute little emotions because I love y'all to death- I said NO -but y'all need some of my good old smol children.

Vessel
Tyler Joseph is my literal father. you may not claim him as your own daddy, he is mine and only mine. If you touch my dad we will have an issue.

Understood?

Good.

Blurryface
Josh is my husband, which means he is taken, which means he is also mine. No touchy-touchy. You may attend our wonderful anniversary celebrations, but you may not take him from me, for as long as I live he will not leave my side. If you approach him on hte other side of him I will have to yeet you into the next decade.

Understood?

I said, understood?

Okay, seems legit :3

Trench
As for you, you are my children. I have adopted you all into my BlogClan realm/home/thing where you can live content with your father and grandfather. You may speak to them, but you may not try anything risky, for I am always watching.

Always.

Through your webcam.

At 3:28 AM.

Watching.

What's Next?
I'm just kidding, I love y'all and yaddah yaddah yaddah, this is done.

But I am watching, and you better not mess with my bois.

Glad you could agree with me on this subject! ^-^