Invasion of...

Hello, my lousy inferior. My name's Infernopaw, and we're the next generation. We will conquer the world through our pure awesomeness and skill. (Actually, you know what? Forget I said that.)

Twelve moons ago, in the "year 3000", three very insignificant things happened.

One, Harry Potter came to life, along with every character in the series we cats had thought was a fairy tale (yes, I can read English. Us warriors have developed our cleverness and learned how to. . .well, you'll find out later, I'm sure.

Two, dogs and cats signed a peace treaty, and we aren't enemies anymore. Yes, one of the skills we've learned is writing. My friend Psychicpaw is a natural, but I'm still practicing.

Three, we don't know how, but StarClan somehow got pitched out of the stars (they won't tell us how; I think they're embarrassed). Now they live slightly outside of Clan territory. I'm not used to them yet. It's still kind of creepy to see transparent ghosts walking around chasing mutant rabbits.

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