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 fanfiction for the may 2017 wiki gathering '

 written by stoatkit 

 featuring the amazing blogclanners: 

 Wistep 

 Foxi 

 Goldipizza 

 and canon WindClan before the events of A Vision of Shadows and Bramblestar's Storm 

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 THIS FANFIC IS SOMEWHAT INSANE AND SOMEWHAT SANE 

 OK THANKS BYE NOW READ THIS AMAZING THING 

 WHY AM I TYPING THIS IN CAPS LOCK AND BOLD 

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The river was beautiful. Sure, it was the border between WindClan and ThunderClan, but the sun shone like LAURELICEDTEAGLITTERSPARKLEGLEAMAMAZINGLEGENDSHINE on the river. Geese honked as they flew over it.

Today was different.

A small she-cat the size of an apprentice-but was a kit-washed up on the WindClan side of the river. Her name was Stoatkit.

She opened her eyes a bit, and three familliar faces appeared.

BlogClanners... she thought.

Stoatkit wanted to say hi, but then a tom yelled "WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN ARE YOU, DOING IN MY LAND GET OFF MY LAWN YOUNGGEESE"

For some reason, a phone magically appeared. Pokemon GO launched, and it said, "A wild Onestar appeared!" But then the phone vanished. However, Foxshadow, Goldenfawn, Willowpaw (Wistep), and Stoatkit realized it was Onestar, who thought they were going to invade WindClan.

"Run!" yelled Willowpaw. Foxshadow and Goldenfawn took off, and Willowpaw and Stoatkit followed. However, WindClan rode some ducks to chase after the four BlogClan cats.

"We'll need to ride a goose." Stoatkit meowed. Immediately, four geese appeared and the cats hopped on. The geese flew 101% faster than the WindClan ducks, and they had flown to GooseLand by the time Onestar caught up.

Unfortunately, when Onestar caught up, the WindClan ducks honked and they were teleported back to WindClan camp.

Onestar said, "'BlogClan' is going to take over!! I found four of their cats. I will-" Onestar began saying to WindClan.

Stoatkit had her iPhone SE with her with its case on for some reason. She was able to throw it, even though she had paws, in Onestar's face.

"YAYYYYY" cheered every cat and goose in existence. Foos appeared out of nowhere.

"BLOGCLAN IS THE BEST!!!!!" Foxshadow cheered.

"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" called Goldenfawn.

"LET'S PARTY" meowed Stoatkit.

And so all of WindClan and the four BlogClanners threw a party.

Onestar, however, still existed and did not join in the party.

So all of WindClan exiled him.

Wind Runner herself appeared and agreed with her Clan.

Everyone cheered because Onestar was no longer leader.

Then, the four BlogClanners went back to their human forms on Earth and all of the crazy stuff that happened never happened for some weird reason.

THE END