ELDERS WITH BEARDS!/Nine

"STEREOTYPICAL KITTING SCENE!" said everyone.

Mousefur screamed, Longtail freaked out, One-Eye kept Longtail out, Mursefur kitted, Longtail came in.

"She's beautiful!" said Mousefur stereotypically. "What shall we name her?"

The pale brown tabby she-kit with a huge beard for its size squirmed.

"Elderkit," said Longtail. "She will be the first kit born to ElderClan. She must be special!"

"STEREOTYPICAL MOMENT COMPLETE," said the stereotypical-generation-robot.

The narrator pressed the off button on the stereotypical thing.

Everything turned unstereotypical.

"FETCH ME VOLES!" screamed Purdystar. "HEAVYSTEP, STAND IN DEPUTY, MAKE THE DEPUTY SLAVE ORGANIZE PATROLS TO GET VOLES, MOSS, AND COMFREY."

Heavystep made the deputy slave organize patrols to get voles, moss, and comfrey.

Yay.

The narrator pressed the on button on the stereotypical-generation-robot.

One-Eye looked up at the sky, seeing an elderly-looking kit-like cloud rise up toward the sun.

"IT'S A SIGN!" she screamed, pointing at a sign saying "ELDERKIT WILL BE GREAT."

"YAY!" said everyone.