The Greatest Warrior/Season 1/Week 2

Stolen Chocolate ~ Wollow
Wollow: PREPARE THE PARTY CANON CORRECTORS, IT'S WEEK 2

Wavepaw: Huh? What did you say about me? And for the love of StarClan, it's MIDNIGHT.

Wollow: EXACTLY! IT'S FINALLY WEEK 2! *throws assorted decorations including muffets in party hats and penciltop erasers-

Lupinepaw: nomuffet

Emberdawn: Is that a spider?

Wavepaw: IT'S MIDNIGHT. MIDNIGHT.

Wollow: *throws party poppers at Wave*

Laurelpaw: Midnight's not that bad.

Moonpaw: *parties*

Moonpaw: *very loudly*

RaggedOak: Let me sleeeeeep

Slowerfleam: Grammar, my fine Raggedoak.

Lupinepaw: nogrammar

Laurelpaw: Why can we all hear each other through the walls?

Wollow: SHOW LOGIC. ANYWAY, EVERYONE DOWNSTAIRS FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK.

Owlwater: *is still asleep*

Moonpaw: *throws Owlwater down the stairs*

Raggedoak: *catches Owlwater heroically*

Sundance: Hurmph.

Moonpaw: SHIPPING

Breezey: Hey, we're supposed to be shipped???

Moonpaw: Interesting... I REFUSE! I AM THE SHIPPER, NOT THE SHIPPED! THE SHIP QUEEN REGINS!

Wollow: The ship GODDESS says that I'll throw you down the stairs if you refuse.

Moonpaw: Hurmph.

Wollow: NOW YOUNG SLAVES EAT YOUR FOOS

Lupinepaw: freesegeese

Emberdawn: *runs out of dorm screaming*

Screaming: *wakes up everyone who's asleep*

Frostflower: Wha?

Wollow: MIDNIGHT SNACK TIME

Wavepaw: You do realize it's been an hour? So it's more of a 1AM snack time.

Wollow: WHATEVER GO EAT WITH THE REST OF THEM

Cypresspaw: Yum.

Frostflower: Yum.

Lupinepaw: whasthat

Laurelpaw: I think it says... Spider Donut? It's way too dark to read.

Lup: nonononononononononononononnoono

Wollow: YESYESYESYESYESYESYES

Lupinepaw: explosions

Iceflower: *yawns*

Wollow: YAWNING IS OUTLAWED

Laurelpaw: Oh no... it's Wollowtsar...

Winterpaw: *YAWNS*

Wollow: FIRST OFFENSE, WHICH MEANS BEHEADING.

Winterpaw: I DONT CARE

Wollow: I DO CARE

Winterpaw: YOU DON'T MATTER

Wollow: WHO ELSE TO TORTURE *GETS TORTURE TARGET SEEKER*

Torture target seeker: *seeks torture target*

Wollow: AHA, OWL IT IS

Owlwater: OKAY!!!

Wollow: OKAY IS OUTLAWED

Owlwater: OKAY, FINE!

Wollow: NO

Owlwater: OKAY, I'LL STOP

Random time announcer: A few hours later...

Raggedoak: *is asleep*

Breezey: *is asleep*

About everyone: *is asleep*

Wollow: Oops.

Steppy: Told you that was a bad idea!

Wollow: No, we get all the chocolate now!

Steppy: Oh yeah.

Wollow: OKAY GUYS, I THINK THIS EPISODE WILL BE CUT SHORT AS STEPPY AND I EAT THE DESSERTS. BYEE!!!

Steppy: LASTWORD

Wollow: NO

Steppy: YES

Wollow: I GET TO END IT WHENEVER I WANT

Steppy: TOO BAD

Wollow: END

Moonpaw: *is eating the chocolate*

A/N:

hi this was short sorry

Day 2 ~ Steppy
Raggedoak: That chocolate was mine!

Sundance: STAHP whining

Raggedoak: WHAT???? <_>

Emberdawn: Illuminati confirmed

Steppy: Ewwwwwwww illuminati some peoplez are discussing it so that's why Embix said it!

Stormy: wat

Steppy: Ummmm nothing

Wollow: (through intercom) CONTEST TIME GATHER IN AUDITORIUM!

Steppy: Hey! She intercommed without meeeee

Wollow: too bad

Everyone: *appears in auditorium*

Win: STOP controlling me!

Wollow: too bad

Win: Too good.

Moonpaw: Owwwwww

Steppy: Anyways, ladies and gentlecats *voice becomes soft and fluttery* This contest, oh my favorite contains richness and beauty-

Sea: THEY'RE DOING A SINGING CONTEST

Steppy: *Stage gasp* *Falls off stage* How did you know?

Sea: I have spy ears =D

Stormy: Sea told me! So I knew too

Wollow: *Glares* anyone else knew?

Everyone: No

Wollow: Good. Basically you sing an ORIGINAL song and yeahh

Wavey: *Raises paw* Can we do bands

Steppy: *is back on stage* Sure

Wollow: And you can make a collection of your songs and call it a band eh

Wavey: Great! Embix, Frostflo, Sunny, let's be a band!

Sea: Should've expected

Stormy: Let's be a band

Raggedoak: I call Owl!

Sunny: NO I CAL- *glances at Wavey's stern face* uhhh ehhh

Rag: *smirks*

Owl: yey?

Rag: I was thinking ours could be called "Forever unseparable"

Sunny: OK HOLD ON!

Wavey: Sunny!

Sunny: Sorry! But this-this witch is getting on my fantastic sunpowered nerves!!!

Steppy: Is there anything wrong with witches???!

Wollow: Steppy's secretly a witch.

Steppy: It's not "secretly" if you TELL PEOPLE!!!

Wollow: sooorrrryyyy

Steppy: Hrmph.

Win: Whatever, you people can do what you want. ICY AND I will be together forever *hearts appear in eyes*

Icy: I suppose I have no choice

Win: Nooooope too bad.

Icy: But I do...

Win: But you don't...

Icy: I choose Frosty!

Win: *Is mad* WUUUUUUUUUUT

Frosty: uhhhh yay?

Win: FINE LET'S ALL BE A BAND, THE THREE OF US YAY LOOK AT WINT AND HIS COOL IDEAS YOU HAVE TO INCLUDE ME FROST YOU SUCK

Cyp: Slo, Breezey, Moon let's be a band

Lupinepaw: I guess that leaves us two

Laurelpaw: Yea

Sunny: I'm with Owl!

Raggedoak: I was first!

Wollow: You're both with Owl. Anyways, go and plan, you have one hour

Steppy: TIME FOR THE CONTEST!!!

Wollow: SLO, BREEZEY, AND MOON AND CYP ARE FIRST!!!

Slo, Breezy, Moon, Cyp: *Get up* *Start singing*:

"Ohhhhhhh did you know about that tom over there,

that went off and loved a she-cat

he found another one, couldn't decide,

so he chose them both.

In a quick second, when they put two and two together

he ran away, oh that tom

Next he found a nice model she-"

Wollow: ALL RIGHT ENOUGH ENOUGH we know what you're TALKING ABOUT

Steppy: omsc I had no idea you read my stories!

Slo: Such a marvelous tale

Cyp: Why did she cut us off at model?

Moon: Who knows why?

-All walk off stage-

Steppy: WIN, ICY, AND FROST!

Win, Icy, Frost: *get up*

Frosty: doo doo doo doo doo-oo

Win: Oh one day I met such a fine young SHE-CAT and a tom who's way hotter —

Frosty: oh oh oh-oh

Win: She wasn't really that bad-looking but he was still hotter so —

Frosty: oh-oh oh-oh

Win: She got those pretty eyes matching my HOT-NE'ESS

Frosty: Dee boo doo dum dum-dum dey-hey

Win: Oh-oh ohhh that nice fine young she-cat...eh...or a tom oooooooooooh sexiness —

Frosty: Oh-oh oh

Icy: W-we-ell, that ni-ice fine t-tom was quite nice-lookin'

Winter: DUH?!!!

Frosty: Dee boo da dum-dum oh

Icy: Was all good looking

Win: *nods* he's so hot

Frosty: Oh-um day-hay

Icy: Was all kind and nice, but he enspelled me with his h-HOTN-NESS

Frosty: Oh-oh oh

Winter: *quietly* Ugh yes hotness I loveeeeeeee hotttttttttttt peopleeeeee

Winter and Icy: Dear lovely soulmate oh oh OH OH I know what you're looking for in a mate

Frosty: Yum bum bad-dee da da

Icy and Winter: And ya know I got it sweetay so don't ya leave me....

Frosty, Icy, Winter: So LET'S BE A THING

Winter: *song is over* Wait, REMIND ME AGAIN why HE is in our group?

Frost: *nothingness*

Winter: FROST stop being SUCH a third wheel. God can't you see?? Me and Ice are soulmaters and you're I-N-T-E-R-R-U-P-T-I-N-G us!

Ice: Dear, dear...

Steppy: Shoo, off the stage!

-Magic guards push winter icy and frost off-

Wollow: The Love triangle!!

-Rag and Sunny get on stage-

Wollow: Wait, aren't we missing-

Sunny: *Gasps* You! What are you doing here, witch!

Steppy: Hey now!

Rag: Think you can storm in and steal my boyfriend, huh?! Even after I claimed him?

Emberdawn: I don't think you can claim toms

Sunny: But you just don't realize he was meant for me, darling

Wavey: You guys-