ELDERS WITH BEARDS!/Eleven

"CATS OF ELDERCLAN! COME BENEATH THE ELDERLEDGE!" yelled the noble Purdystar. He had ruled over ElderClan for two years now, and every cat was happy.

"It has been found that some kits of elders will be immortal. I am one.  Elderbeard has been found to be one.  We have decided that every cat will be tested for immortallity as soon as they become an apprenticeelder.  And, if a Bearded One, or an immortal cat, has been found, they will eventually take over as elderleader.  Yay.  The current elderleader will go to the Immortallity Den, where they act like idk guides things.  So yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," said Purdystar noblelly.

"Elderbeard, step forward."

Elderbeard stepped forward.

"From this day on you will be known as ELDERSTAR!" screamed Purdystar. "I GET TO RELAX YAY!" Purdystar jumped behind the highrock and beachy music could be heard, and some of the sand was peeking out from behind the highrock.

"YAY ELDERSTAR STUFF THINGS!" chanted everyone.

It began to rain.

Why, you ask?

The critics from above were crying tears of joy. "BEAUTIFUL! JUST BEAUTIFUL!  YOU GET AN ∞+ ON YOUR NARRATOR TEST!  WE ONLY HAVE ONE COMPLAINT.  WHY DOES IT HAVE TO END NOW?"

"We still have the epilogue!" said the narrator.

The critics didn't even comment on the bad word choice. They were too busy cheering.

"NOW THAT WAS EMOTIONAL PARTY TIME!" screamed Elderbeard.

Everyone partied, and geese from GooseClan came to party too.

So did all of DuckClan and FowlClan, and FlopClan taught everyone the flop, and TpyoCaln taught everyone the Power of Typos, etc, etc, etc.

YAY DRAMATIC ENDING YAY