Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26163614-20170105051025/@comment-27515588-20170221002636

I build an indestructible tower made from frozen veggie burgers, peppermint, ice cream sandwiches, turkey bacon, and guavas. I add hidden facial recognition scanner systems that fire rock candy arrows tipped with moldy applesauce at enemies. I keep the servers in a teleporting room that teleports every nanosecond to random places in the solar system where humans/cats/whatever we are cannot go without dying.