Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26163614-20170809191318/@comment-26053883-20171014221748

I dump butter over my allies so they can slip out of the fortress and melt the chocolate kitties with boiling water. Then we all jump into invulnerable stale cheddar rocket crackers, escape the fort, and collapse it around Mistle and the thrushes. I send a few rocket crackers full of soldiers, weapons, and traps to defend Stoaty's fortress, then build a new fortress in the center of the sun and create a shield that can burn through any heatproof armor.