Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26053883-20160710144427/@comment-33008190-20160710220503

"OH MY CELERY I'M GOING OUT FOR A WALK IN THE COMPLETELY INNOCENT FOREST AND I WON'T DIE," Elm shouted while leaping into the air.

She bounced along through the territory with a smile, all while meowing insane words. "THE COWS IN TREES EAT PEAS AND LEAVES!"

She went into the forest and plopped down. She made dirt and slipped on it, then faceplanted on a log.

She got up and made a goose face.

"Wooooooah what are those?!"

A hungry swarm of locusts came flying out from their tree hideout, buzzing around her, angry she shook their home with her faceplant.

"HI BUGS!"

They attacked her in a cloud of furious darkness, all while chittering out "OINGABOINGA": their war call.

Elm died by the OINGABOINGA-chirping locusts.