Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-27492740-20160811031227/@comment-33008190-20160911232542

Cornflower tripped over branches and face-planted in dirt.

And no, not the soil type of dirt.

She looked up at a blue she-cat that looked like a fish.

"Herro fishgirl!"

"Your face is covered in obscenity." She replied evenly.

Cornflower snorted and got to her paws, shaking her face. Dirt splattered everywhere.

"What's over here? Who are yo--OH MY GOD IS THAT WATER?!!"

Cornflower flipped out and spammed herself over to th water's edge.

"AAAAAAAA--"

"It's a river."

Cornflower gaped in disbelief. "A...a real, live, breathing river?"

"...close enough..." The long she-cat uttered.

Suddenly cornflower shook her fur and crouched.

"OH MY GOD THIS IS SO COOL I'M GONNA JUMP IN!"

The she-cat shook her head, sighing.

"Don't you have a mom?"

Cornflower looked up, wiggling her haunches.

"A mad goose went rogue commando and murdered my family."

The she-cat almost fainted, but breathed enough to pad away shakily.

Cornflower shrugged and leapt into the water...the river.

"AAAAA THIS IS SO--" a wave of water crashed over her.

Her fat body sunk her.

She drowned.